Joke of the day

Joke of the Day

If everything works out as planned, the Naxals will be uprooted in a month or two
Malnad Hyenas a.k.a Anti-Naxal force of Karnataka in this news report


First on reading that statement my instant reaction was to yawn
but then after a while when the absurdity of the statement sunk in
I began to laugh hysterically.

It is always good to laugh early in the morning… it keeps you healthy
by releasing endorphins which are good for your body and also boost
your immune system.

If the Malnad hyenas keep cracking such jokes everyday then we will all remain
healthy for a long time to come, laughter after all is the best medicine.

Laughing Malnad Hyenas – Laughing at themselves ?

True to their hyena nature they make us all laugh.. but that must not make
us forget that they are half mad… and in fits of extreme madness they are
know to even kill their own members to cover up their crimes ,like they
did recently in Agumbe where they murdered their
own colleague PSI Venkatesh…

Maybe this was done because Venkatesh was planning to expose
his seniors who masterminded the massacre of 5 civilians recently ?
We will never know…

It is only on rare occasions that they kill each other while most of the time
they prefer to gang up on social workers, civilians and murder them
ruthlessly for which their masters award them medals.

Its like a dog show… where the dog which performs the most
number of tricks and the best tricks wins medals.

The only difference here is that here the performers are
hyenas and the criteria is how many social workers you kill.

This year my favorite to win a medal is Shankar bidri the officer
who released the Naxal Sympathiser Merit List (Provisional)
in Karnataka .It was withdrawn after people realised what a joke
it was and now a updated final list is expected by the ‘
end of this year.

One such hyena who killed Comrade Saketh Rajan
and was awarded a Presidents medal for it
is currently rotting in jail for beating his wife
unconscious because she refused to polish his shoes !

A year ago we heard similiar statements from Mahendra Karma
the notorious butcher of bastar who has masterminded
dozens of massacres of tribals and is the chief planner of
Salwa Judum(State Sponsored terror campaign )

In May 2006, he told Tehelka in an interview that Salva Judum
would be able to finish the Naxals by June 2006.Interview

Now it is June 2007 , far from finishing off the naxalites the
civil war in chhattisgarh has reached epic proportions and
threatens to engulf the whole country slowly but surely.

For the last 40 years , ruling class tyrants, their lackeys and
their ever growing in number of faithful hyenas have
been saying that they will finish of the naxalites in two months.

Its the same every two months you ask them…
We will finish the naxalites
in two months … in two months ….. two months..

A whole generation of journalists and readers have
lived and died writing and reading about unnamed
sources in the police and intelligence department
claiming the movement will be finished in two months.

The problem with these fools is that they think killing
people kills the movement.

They are unable to discriminate between
Naxalism- The idea and Naxalite- The upholder of that Idea.

They have murdered more 10,000 supporters of this idea
in the last 40 years but have yet to make a
single dent on the idea itself.

Marxist-Leninist-Maoist theory is what forms the core of Naxalism.

It is not just a idea… it is the idea
and a very dangerous one too.

Dangerous because it asks uncomfortable questions
that long enslaved masses have forgotten to ask.
It makes people think for themselves.

History has shown us that you can kill people
but you can never kill ideas.

For Ideas live on , evolving ,spreading, learning
from their shortcomings and taking root in
new minds and bodies.

Naxalism is one such idea whose time has come.

It has to be taken to its legitimate conclusion in
the coming years manifesting itself in every
single nook and corner of the country..

As for killing Naxalite Revolutionaries.. .go on… go ahead
and try and kill them all , just don’t be surprised when you
find 10 in the place of every single one that you kill.

Because

Whenever there is decay in truth.. Wherever injustice prevails
Wherever the humiliation of humanity ensures
A naxalite is born again and again.

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15 Responses to “Joke of the day”

  1. ur baap Says:

    dn’t worry evry soon…d biggest joke wil b on u…u bastards..
    u r jst chicken sgit…so go suck ur momma’s ass

  2. indian Says:

    Hey so datz how u proove ur work towards ur society by killng civilian.U r a hypocrite and can be clearly seen by derailling the train in which innocent people were present .
    If u got the guts den declare a war one on one.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    i’m an indian …
    not a muslim not a hindu…not a marathi,kannada ,punjabi or anyone belonging to a state.

    for u’re perception i wud jus say u’ll r selfish people. This is no solution killing innocent people, killing CRPF n killing inoocent tribal group dat is u’ll brothers. y dont u’ll kill directly d bullshit politician.Think abt d bloody mess u’re creating.

  4. govey Says:

    do you like india? what you people want??? whom do you support india or pakistan/china in case war turns out?

  5. Kamlesh Says:

    Kishenji amar rahe. He will be a national hero in our upcoming NAXAL NATION.

  6. RAHUL SINGH Says:

    wtf ..idea..killing people is your idea..this country and people living in will decide if they want your idea..who the hell are you to force your idea upon everyone.money has corrupted the minds of naxalites.YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT BUNCH OF DECO ITS AND MURDERERS .leaders like Kobad Ghandy and kishen ji did not have much influence i guess.its happening all backwards .reason people supported you in beginning was sense of insecurity developed by government in the tribal area .but now its you guys who have made it a monster..people are much more insecure then they were before..THE END IS NEAR.

  7. RAHUL SINGH Says:

    Idea?..killing people is your idea..this country and people living in will decide if they want your idea..who the hell are you to force your idea upon everyone.Money has corrupted the minds of naxalites.YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT BUNCH OF DECO ITS AND MURDERERS .leaders like Kobad Ghandy and kishen ji did not have much influence i guess.its happening all backwards .reason people supported you in beginning was sense of insecurity developed by government in the tribal area .but now its you guys who have made it a monster..people are much more insecure then they were before..THE END IS NEAR.

  8. R MITHUN Says:

    RESPECTED NAXALITES PLEASE KIDNAP CONGRESS MLA AND DEMAND TO REDUCE POWER RATES, MILK RATES, BUS RATES AND BUS PASS RATES IN LARGE MARGIN IN KARNATAKA AND MY SECOND SUGGESTION IS NAXALITES IS NOT SAFE IN SRINGERI FORESTS SO THEY SHOULD SHIFT TO THE MALE MAHADESWARA HILLS FOREST I MEAN VEERAPPAN FOREST AND NAXALITES SHOULD SMUGGLE SANDAL WOOD FOR THERE DAILY FOOD AND SHELTER SENDER R MITHUN FROM MYSORE MOBILE NUMBER 09738034989.

  9. R MITHUN Says:

    NAXALITES SHOULD BECOME STRONG IN KARNATAKA AND THEY HAVE TO FOLLOW SANDAL WOOD SMUGGLER VEERAPPANS POLICY AND NAXALS SHOULD HAVE THE CAPACITY TO ATTACK THE POLICE STATION AND THEY HAVE TO PURCHASE WEAPONS FROM ISI AGENCY SENDER R MITHUN MOBILE NUMBER 09738034989

  10. R MITHUN Says:

    HAPPY GOWRI GANESH TO NAXALITES AND MY REQUEST IS NAXALITES SHOULD NOT SURRENDER LIFE LONG SENDER R MITHUN

  11. R MITHUN Says:

    RESPECTED NAXALITES PLEASE STAY FAR FROM THIS DIRTY POLITICS AND I AM DYING TO SPEAK WITH YOU PLEASE CONTACT THIS NUMBER 09738034989 AND I WILL TRY TO JOIN YOUR TEAM SENDER R MITHUN FROM MYSORE.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    Yesterdays attack on Ramchandra Bhatts house in Beltangadi is appreciable so Naxals should use Bombs and Guns to face the Police and Politiceans.

  13. Anil kumar Says:

    Naxalites should become strong in Karnataka like Chattisgarh,Orissa and Bihar Naxalites you should take revenge about recent Bus Fare hike,Power hike and Toal hike after the 2014 Lok Sabha Elections and Siddaramiah Government is behaving like Double standards.

  14. Anil kumar Says:

    Naxalites should become strong in Karnataka like Chattisgarh,Orissa and Bihar Naxalites you should take revenge about recent Bus Fare hike,Power hike and Toal hike after the 2014 Lok Sabha Elections Siddaramiah Government is behaving like Double standards.

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